You know you...

...you nearly get run over merging onto the freeway even though you had a clear run up the on ramp.


You know you're about to get neg-repped when...
 
... you make jokes about F1.

You know you'll fall in love with F1 when...
 
...you're the class nerd trying to be cool

You know E90 BMWs are weird looking cars when
 
(my post was directed at neg rep btw... im just slow :p)

... you haven't seen the 6 or 7 series BMW's designed by bangle's crew.

You know you're going to have a hard time finding this song when...
 
you suddenly hear a foghorn noise right next your ear and it starts ringing for the next few hours, disabling you from hearing anything else.

You know you should have gone to class when....
 
... you ended up sleeping in and dreamed you were in a class where the professor was in a good mood and gave everyone an A on their final assignments, and then it turned out that you weren't dreaming, you were sleepily talking to a buddy who DID go to class, and everyone who attended DID get A's in their final assignments.

You know this mix is gonna kick ass when...
 
...when the intro doesn't keep repeating for 13 minutes.

You know you're living in a van down by the river when...
 
When you're the only one not to be given the overnight parking ticket by the friendly neighbourhood traffic police.

You know you've pissed off the neighbours when...
 
...they generously give a apple pie topped with whipped cream...

























...laced with cyanide.

You know you need to stop pressing the




enter

key when...
 
It's connected to a 100 mA electric supply that can kill you almost 17 times over.

You know this yellow liquid isn't lemonade when
 
... you find out that you accidentally locked your cat in the dishwasher for a few hours.

You know you've got to stop eating snacks when...
 
... the punchline was less interesting than staring at a blank white wall.

You know you're friend may be having huge issues with Gustav when...
 
...when in Soviet Russia levee flood you!

You know you're using a played out joke when...
 
...you don't understand the joke.

You know the E90 BMW 335i with M bodykit looks awesome when...
 
...It's actually an E92 M3

You know you just want to sleep in, and not go to school when...
 
... it's the holidays!

You know Z4s are no longer in production since last Thursday when...
 
... the workers are too lazy to screw in the parts.

You know General Motors is failing when...
 
...it suddenly decides to build good cars

You know the new Caddy CTS will be awesome when...
 
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