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It's four in the morning. I'm tired as heck, but wide awake because the cold I've had for two weeks has my nose completely plugged.
Nasal spray. Where did I leave my nasal spray? In my pants pocket? In my other pants pocket? Maybe this other pair of pants? Crap...I left it in the truck. Ugh, I don't want to go outside at this hour, but I'm not going to get any sleep otherwise.
Hoodie, flashlight, sandals, truck keys.
Out to the garage. Shine the flashlight through the window into the back seat. I can't see my nasal spray, but it's got to be there.
Turn the key to open the truck door...
*meep* *meep* *meep* ...
What's your problem? I used the KEY, you stupid truck.
*HONK* *HONK* *HONK* ...
YOU STUPID PIECE OF IN-BRED, REDNECK, AMERICAN SCRAP METAL!! SHUT UP, I USED THE #!*@ KEY!!!
Parents wake up. I go inside and expain it to them while the truck honks away, dad goes to turn it off with the fob.
Who else hates these automatic alarm syetems? How many times has it actually done what it was supposed to instead of embarrassing you in a busy parking lot? And who even takes these alarms seriously anymore? Everyone just assumes someone has accidentally tripped one of these common-sense-defying systems, and they're usually right.
And who's the genius GM engineer, who's brain was apparently on coffee break, that didn't think as far as, "if key, then not thief"? Because he will be waking up next to a horses head.
Oh, and, yes, my nasal spray was there.
Back to sleep...zzzzzz...
Nasal spray. Where did I leave my nasal spray? In my pants pocket? In my other pants pocket? Maybe this other pair of pants? Crap...I left it in the truck. Ugh, I don't want to go outside at this hour, but I'm not going to get any sleep otherwise.
Hoodie, flashlight, sandals, truck keys.
Out to the garage. Shine the flashlight through the window into the back seat. I can't see my nasal spray, but it's got to be there.
Turn the key to open the truck door...
*meep* *meep* *meep* ...
What's your problem? I used the KEY, you stupid truck.
*HONK* *HONK* *HONK* ...
YOU STUPID PIECE OF IN-BRED, REDNECK, AMERICAN SCRAP METAL!! SHUT UP, I USED THE #!*@ KEY!!!
Parents wake up. I go inside and expain it to them while the truck honks away, dad goes to turn it off with the fob.
Who else hates these automatic alarm syetems? How many times has it actually done what it was supposed to instead of embarrassing you in a busy parking lot? And who even takes these alarms seriously anymore? Everyone just assumes someone has accidentally tripped one of these common-sense-defying systems, and they're usually right.
And who's the genius GM engineer, who's brain was apparently on coffee break, that didn't think as far as, "if key, then not thief"? Because he will be waking up next to a horses head.
Oh, and, yes, my nasal spray was there.
Back to sleep...zzzzzz...
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