Put James on a Triumph of some sort, perhaps his own speed triple, or a Rocket III, or the Bonneville in my display image. Richard could ride a Suzuki Hayabusa, as the bike has a lot of allure, and, as I have ridden the previous version of the Hayabusa, it's legitimately, neck breakingly fast.
older 'busa clip
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e20G96Bmfd0
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj8QQAyGrY8[/YOUTUBE]
James and Richard could then go up against Jeremy in some sort of supercar, the new Mercedes SL65 Black, or perhaps something a bit more insane that I'm not thinking of at the moment, along the lines of Koenigsegg or Pagani.
The argument which James and Richard could unsuccessfully try to pose to Jeremy, is that bikes are better/more fun/more practical than cars. Maybe this could also give an excuse for stig to lap the track on the Hayabusa, something many would want to see, and something Jeremy would never allow on the leader board
:lol:. It would be interesting if this were depicted to be something that James and Richard were doing behind Jeremy's back.
In case there is a worry about filming someone in a full face helmet, I think the ride and stop format seems to work well. Jay Leno does this in the tail end of this video
http://www.jaylenosgarage.com/video/video_player.shtml?vid=257627 I'm sure some voice overlays would also be in order.
It would be funny if the office gave Richard and Jeremy the vehicles that they were to use, but left James to his own devices on what he could come up with.
This is a video of a 2008 'busa. I believe the one I rode was a 2000 back in 2001, and that one was slower than this new one.
Edit: [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_cYYDooVLw[/youtube]
Further edit: The SL65 Black drag racing the Hayabusa would also be something to behold
Even further edit: Having the Stig get a lap time with the ZR1 around the TG test track would be good, as it would be nice to be able to compare the SL 65 Black against the big Vette. Sort of a battle of the 600+ horsepower cars, since almost all of the cars at the top of the board are 600+ hp.
Even further, further edit: Putting the SL 65 Black up against the Stirling Moss SLR
http://www.topgear.com/uk/car-news/merc-moss-slr-2008-12-19 would be pretty neat. It would also show that the British, McLaren influenced car is better and faster than the one that is purely German. I think it would be great if a video was made to look as though Jeremy lined up the Black, the Moss, the stig lap of the ZR1, and then the bike showed up, outraging Jeremy.
Beyond the Furthest Edit: Perhaps things could start out with James and Richard reviewing motorcycles, Richard then becoming bored with James, and using the power of the Hayabusa to beat him to the test track where Jeremy is filming. James could show up later and call them "utter pillocks", as he watches Richard on the 'busa, and The Stig and Jeremy in the Mercedes'. Then, maybe, James could pilot the ZR1 for a short time around the track. If all 4 could line up for the quarter mile, that would be great. The 'busa would win, but it would also be fun to see the Merc's compete against the ZR1.
Bob Lutz on SIARPC!!!
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BF0M0V5QNeQ[/YOUTUBE]
Even further edit: This would really be the perfect chance for Richard to stick it to Jeremy, as the Hayabusa will out accelerate all of the cars. It would also be a good chance for James to go from being Captain Slow, to becoming Captain Fast again. As I said before, Jeremy could be outraged over the two of them showing up at the track with bikes. I think if James were to suddenly come out with the ZR1, Jeremy could use that as somewhat of a triumph over Richard. I think if this were to simply start out with Richard and James sort of secretly meeting somewhere on the two bikes (unbeknownst to Jeremy), doing short reviews of them, going to the test track to ride them around, and then running into Jeremy there, that would be best. Maybe James could end up in the ZR1, out of being frustrated with Richard, for leaving him behind on the way to the track, and for taking away from the review of the British bike that James would be riding.
If this idea gets used:
http://forums.finalgear.com/top-gear/top-gear-show-site-suggestions-1987/page-26/#post843982 It would leave a good segway, if even in separate episodes, to bring in the Hayabusa. Perhaps the old Westfield XTR clip could be glossed over
Westfield
The Top Gear, YouTube page, reminded me yesterday of the Radical SR3, yet another Hayabusa powered vehicle.
Radical
Edit: If a Moss isn't available, an SLR 722, or even a normal (less powerful) SLR McLaren could be used, as they are all similar enough.