Transporter 3... trailer finally out

It will never be as good as the movies it ripped off.


p.s. Clive Owen would kick Jases arse.
 
An Audi S8 and Jason Statham in plenty cool for me :)
 
p.s. Clive Owen would kick Jases arse.

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NO! NO! NO! NO! Not the A8 again!
Don't get me wrong, I like the A8, but it reminds me of T2, and how horrible it was, and how not-as-awesome as the first one.

Bring back the beamer, and bring back the awesomeness of the first one, and not the gay hollywood sequelness of the second one.

But I'll watch it anyway, cause Statham is the bomb. (actually, in this movie, he has the bomb)

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How shriveled and tiny can your balls be to (anonymously nonetheless) -rep somebody for that? I mean, I've gotten many negreps in my time here, and most of them were provoked.... I'm not one to alter my opinion out of consideration for certain groups of people, as to try not to offend them, so I accept that I'll have people agreeing with me, as well as disagreeing (though I appreciate people who leave they're name, and I leave my own name as well when I feel the need to negrep).

But I mean, wtf?
 
It will never be as good as the movies it ripped off.


p.s. Clive Owen would kick Jases arse.

I agree. The Transporter movies always leave me let down and reminding me of how great it could have been. They will never be on par with the Driver short films, but they could at least try a little harder to have a decent plot.
 
2nd Trailer:
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9nOPJLGBto[/YOUTUBE]

^at 1:15 in that video they show 2 18wheelers, but those seem like the American style trucks. Do they have those in the EU, because I was under the impression that they only used the Cab-over-Engine trucks.

As far as I can remember, the August TG magazine actually mentioned that they would like to see our style trucks over there.
 
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Warning - This movie is AWFUL. I thought of walking out soon after it started, and I regret not doing it....

Seriously. Do not watch this movie.
 
I would do dirty, disgusting things that would get me arrested in many US states and banned from several countries to the token eye candy in this movie.



I'll leave you guessing as to whether I'm talking about the girl or the car... or both. Also, I keep expecting to hear him say "zee Germans" in the trailer.
 
and you thought it is just a 135min audi commercial, but there are other ads too:



Check out the magazine to the bottom left of the screen :p
 
klankymen is right about everything. Transporter 2 was a let down and I fear the same with this one. I like Audis but this is one of those films that should keep the BMW or atleast use the RS4. The RS4 is more of a drivers car compared to that big A8. Also why must they keep on using CGI and making the most impossible (so impossible you shoutout, "wtf!"). Why do they kill movies with great potential?
 
klankymen is right about everything. Transporter 2 was a let down and I fear the same with this one. I like Audis but this is one of those films that should keep the BMW or atleast use the RS4. The RS4 is more of a drivers car compared to that big A8. Also why must they keep on using CGI and making the most impossible (so impossible you shoutout, "wtf!"). Why do they kill movies with great potential?

Unfortunately you don't understand the concept of the, as of now, transporter trilogy. At all.
 
Unfortunately you don't understand the concept of the, as of now, transporter trilogy. At all.
I haven't seen the 3rd one yet, but so far, I agree with him. #1 was great, #2 was just some action flick on cocaine and steroids. So I'm not so sure about the "concept" either.
 
Unfortunately you don't understand the concept of the, as of now, transporter trilogy. At all.

What is that concept supposed to be? Graphics instead of actual stunts? No good driving scenes? Story, well the main idea is good but [Transporter 2] just doesn't seem right. My mind blurs the movie Crank with it. I want to see the RS4 if its an Audi or BMW M3 (better yet, M3 CLS?)... real deal drivers cars.
 
It looks really OTT just by watching the trailer. And your reviews^ confirm it.

I'll probably get it from the video store when its a weekly rental (ie; free for me).
 
I've seen the ads but not the movie yet, but still...is it just me or is the girl from the movie really, really ugly? I think I'd rather do Jason Statham instead. Or the car. :unsure:
 
i have seen #3 and it has the same driving lunacy from #2, making impossible stunts but didn't mind since i was expecting such stunts as it was like in #2.
However, they should include some actual stunts and good driving scenes.

but the bit in dam just 'wow' me.

ps: i also spotted the top gear magazine lol
 
I've seen the ads but not the movie yet, but still...is it just me or is the girl from the movie really, really ugly? I think I'd rather do Jason Statham instead. Or the car. :unsure:

Those IMDB pics maker look ugly....trust me....watch the movie...that girl is effing hot as hell. Her eastern european accent makes it all that hotter, like that one spanish bond girl in casino royale.

I have to say that this one is much better than Transporter 2 and on part with 1. Although I wish they'd use a different car than the A8, but I guess when Audi waves enough money in front them. Alot of the stunts you will roll your eyes over at and there is one scene with the classic car-falling-down-cliff-hits-ground-then-blows-up-in-a-massive-explosion and it's just so obvious that they rigged the car and blew up. We laughed really hard at that shot and the people around us were a bit annoyed/confused, heh.

Overall, a good entertaining movie that doesn't try to be more than what it is. The plot is obviously sh!t, but that's what you expect and it doesn't try to be pretentious. It's just some good ol' goofy action fun.
 
The car chases are so seriously exciting. If you view the film in a car-lover/Audi-fanboy sort of way, it's totally awesome. But if you're neither, then the movie isn't going to be any good.

The car chases will go down in my memory as the 2nd best, after Die Another Day.

I think the movie was much more enjoyable than 007, which apparently doesn't have that high-tech car chase scenes anymore.
 
The Audi looked great, but the chases weren't all that. And the chick in the movie was not attractive, she couldn't act....and she was so fucking annoying from the first words that came out of her mouth. Eastern European accents are hot, just not on her. And from what I hear, she was cutting hair before being picked for this film by Luc Besson (co-writer). She must have blown him (and not with a hair dryer).

I'm telling you....do not watch this trash. It's probably in my top 10 of all time worst movies ever.
 
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