Ithinkimrelatedtoclarkson
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you start to use a Bill Oddie facemask to protect yourself from speedcameras.
...every time you drive by the Nissan dealership you yell out, "Nice Datsun!"
Or see below.
If you want to prove your masculinity, don't buy a sports car, just get a people carrier and fill it with children. That way when the guy in the Porsche pulls up next to you at the lights you can point in the back and say "Hey, mine works fine!"
You umm.... don't actually do that do you?
When you live in a km/h country but the top speed of all cars doesn't make sense until you've converted it to mph.
Yes, I actually do that.
Or a guy in a 911 pulls up next to you at the lights so you wind down your window and shout "How's your Beetle?"
Or see below.
If you've ever done this...
Your Friend: "Dude check it out, Lamborghini Gallardo!"
You: "Series 3 Episode 4: The Lamborghini Tribute Show, Rich Hall was Star In A Reasonably Priced Car, they played Shirley Ellis' 1965 hit "Rubber Dolly" when James tried to park the blue LP400S Countach..."
Your Friend: "You're a fuckin' freak dude."
You: *Pointing at cop car* "It's the rozzers."
Your Friend: "Let me out."
*cop pulls in behind you, flashing lights go on*
You: "Oh cock."
...You watch too much Top Gear.
:lol: at the thought of someone saying "It's the Rozzers" in a Tennessee accent.
:lol: at the thought of someone saying "It's the Rozzers" in a Tennessee accent.