Kill a dream

Your original wish is granted. But then you are sent to the hot dog holocaust, and then eaten.

I wish CTDP 2006 would come out now!
 
Granted, your computer explodes... BOOM!

I wish I could speak, read and write fluent French, whilst still retaining the ability to speak (read and write as well) English.
 
Granted! But then everybody forgets english and french and start speaking fluent Turkish

I wish my new car would come sooner! (For a bit of extra info it is a VW)
 
Granted, but since you wanted it sooner it's unfinished and you have to put the engine, the steering wheel and the seats in yourself.

I wish I wouldn't be so lazy to not doing any sports activities.
 
Granted. You start playing football, and are killed by a freak kick to the head.

I wish Honda F1 weren't closing. :(
 
Granted, they now drive civics.

I wish I had a motorbike.
 
Granted, but is bought out and converted to ASDA.

I wish no one ever responds to this post.
 
Granted! But then becasue it was unsafe u were killed

I wish Woolworths were not closing!

Granted, they are staying open, but prices quadruple!

I wish I didn't have to get up so early tomorrow.
 
Granted, but because you sleep in, you are still in your home/building when there is a terrible gas explosion killing everyone inside.

I wish someone would place ?2,000,000 in my pocket.
 
Someone heard your wish being read aloud, and grated your wish by putting 2,000,000lbs in your pocket.

Whatever you do, don't ask "2,000,000 lbs of what?"

I wish I didn't have to work until 11:00AM, rather than 8:00AM tomorrow...just not feelin' it."
 
Granted... EVERYTHING BURSTS INTO FLAMES!

Which was somehow indirectly caused by your choice of not having to work until 11:00AM. Use your imagination.

I wish I was Stephen Hawking's head-in-a-jar.
 
Granted, you're now the main course at the Zombie buffet.

I wish I had that new 50 mm lens already. :(
 
Granted, but now you lost all your talent (or is that like dividing by 0 :roll:)

/runs

I wish this year was over already...
 
Granted, but 2009 proves to be the year when ET finds Earth and turns everyone in to slaves.

I wish I become a Top Gear presenter, and that because of my talent, the ratings sky rocket even higher.
 
Granted, you die in a 300mph jet-car crash. (Please don't attack me)

007; Britain's finest secret agent, licensed to kill.
Mixing business with girls and thrills.
I've seen you walk the screen, it's you that I adore.
Since I was a boy I've wanted to be like Roger Moore.
A girl in every port, and gadgets up my sleeve.
The world is not enough for the both of us it seems.
So I wish I was James Bond, just for the day.
Kissing all the girls, blow the bad guys away.
And I wish I was James Bond, just for the day.
Kissing all the girls, blow the bad guys away.
Hello Mr Bond, I've been expecting you.
Martini in your hand, and that eyebrow that you move.
Don't take this the wrong way, I know it might sound odd.
I'm the next double 0, I'm the right man for the job.
So I wish I was James Bond, just for the day.
Kissing all the girls, blow the bad guys away.
And I wish I was James Bond, just for the day.
Kissing all the girls, blow the bad guys away.
I've a license, I've a license, I've a license to thrill.
I've a license, I've a license, I've a license to kill.
I've a license, I've a license, I've a license to thrill.
I've a license, I've a license, I've a license to kill.
I wanted to be you, I wanted to be you, I wanted to be someone else.
I wanted to be you, I wanted to be you, I wanted to be someone else.
And I wish I was James Bond, just for the day.
Kissing all the girls, blow the bad guys away.
And I wish I was James Bond, just for the day.
Kissing all the girls, blow the bad guys away.
And I wish I was James Bond, just for the day.
Kissing all the girls, blow the bad guys away.
Roger and Sean and Timmy and George and Daniel and Pierce and maybe one day me
 
Granted, but your considered the gayest Bond of all time (even more than Moore). You go on to right some corny autobiography with a ridiculous pun for a title like "My Word is my Bond".

I wish I become the Stig.
 
Granted, you're forced to live in a closet and eat McVities biscuits.

I wish Daniel Craig is the Stig.
 
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