You know you...

...when you start asking questions like that.

You know the food you're eating is too spicy when...
 
...you get water poisoning from chugging all that water.

You know when its time to get a PROPER job when...
 
...when you've killed it.:p

You know you should start deleting your emails when...
 
...your girlfriend/mom/dad finds your thousand of porn site registration emails.

You know you need a Dr. Pepper when...
 
... you don't know what it is.

You know you need a Porsche Cayenne Turbo S when...
 
...you've smoked everything smokable within reach.

You know you're Asian when....
 
...you have yellow skin.

You know you should not be a racist when...
 
You wear white robes and a full-face pointy hat with eye-holes cut out.

You know you should be more creative when...
 
..you're someone from KKK

You know KKK is also a turbocharger name when...
 
... when you think about a lot of F1 engines from the 1980s.



You know you're going to get sucked into the turbos of a 1.5 liter V6/I4 engine which makes 1500bhp when...
 
You're standing right next to them.

You know you should probably get inside when...
 
..you begin to feel yourself being sucked into the turbo of an 80's F1 car.

You know this joke involving turbocharged F1 cars sucking you into their turbos has gone on long enough when...
 
... Jesus was found to be born in June

You know you should go buy a $5,000 car as a present for yourself when...
 
... your $4999 car's engine exploded the day you bought it.

You know you have to spend some more time exploring the limits of your wit when...
 
... you are a Mental Institute patient

You know BMW made the E36 a good car when...
 
... you've spent less on parts and repairs than your friend has on his 1998 Corolla.

You know Homer and Bart won't go well together when...
 
... they are in tussle.

You know your 1 and a half year old touchscreen mobile phone suddenly spoils and fails to receive smses while you're in a nice sms chat with your gf when...
 
... when you can't type "W" or "O" and end up writing, "I make gud luv 2 men"

You know your friend lied to you about ordering your shoes online when...
 
... your shoes turn out to be pink

You know you are sick and tired of shitty people when...
 
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