Kill a dream

The wallet lasts longer, but the money inside doesn't last nearly as long.

I wish for a small rocket engine. (I need one for my youtube video)
 
Granted. It all goes horribly wrong and you end up like that kid that accidently shot himself whilst pretending to be a character from some computer game for a video on Youtube.

I wish for Gordon Brown's cat.
 
granted, but it's stuffed and mounted, by Gordon Brown

I wish I had better ideas for presents.
 
Granted, you have better ideas than Santa Claus...so he kidnaps you and forces you into slave labor for him.

I wish I would stop doing that.
 
granted, you now start doing this.

I wish the willing lotto ticket was in my wallet
 
I wish the willing lotto ticket was in my wallet

Granted, because it was willing, you had sex with it, and are now covered in papercuts.

I wish for a HDTV.
 
Granted. You got one. Too bad it's a "Hairy and Drugged-up Transvestite"

I wish I had one more plug near my computer for this external drive.
 
Granted, it's a buttplug.

I wish I wasn't already on the last season of QI.
 
Grnted, you're on the first seson of the new Beverly Hills 90210.

I wish I got my new keybord lredy.
 
:lol: sorry, I lol'd when I noticed your "a" button isn't working - no wonder you wished for a new keyboard...

Granted, but every button but the "a" is broken.

I wish I didn't have to take medication that makes me pass out.
 
Granted, but I got a red pill and a blue pill, you choose

I wish I can have someone as stunning as Leah Dizon for xmas... (if you don't know who she is, look her up on google or something) <3
 
granted, but she's now your mother

I wish it wasn't quite so hot
 
Granted, you're even hotter. (Unless if you mean hot by the other sense of the term, in that case, that's just vain)

I wish I could meet Lewis Hamilton.
 
(ha, temperature definately, not vanity)

Granted, but you get a head injury and have no memory of it

I wish this house had air conditioning
 
Granted, it breaks and you just wasted 900 quid.

I wish I was the Pope.
 
granted, but you're now a poster idol in every nun's bedroom, aged 20 - 85

I wish I had something to wish about
 
Granted, but you're now using a keyboard that types in old english

I wish my damn christmas turkey would cook faster
 
Granted, but that's a paradoxon so the world collapses instantly.

I wish my new keyboard-/mouse-combination would make less trouble but I still own it.
 
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