Random Thoughts....

I forgot just how awesome a film Apollo 13 is..
 
Oh my god, thank you. I always get strange looks when I say that.
 
A few months ago I found a brown bag full of VHS tapes with their labels blacked out in my basement. Sure enough, they were Vivid releases circa 1993.
 
BlaRo said:
Man, the web makes it too easy for porn. We're the last generation that had to turn to channel 99 and try to decipher the scrambled lines in an attempt to see if they were bodies humping or not. You damn kids and your Interwebs, you're all wimps! :wheelchair:
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the old switch back and forth between Spice and another channel to see if you can get it to stick as scrambled instead of changing to the blue screen... i remember when porn was hard to get... those days sucked...
 
BlaRo said:
Man, the web makes it too easy for porn. We're the last generation that had to turn to channel 99 and try to decipher the scrambled lines in an attempt to see if they were bodies humping or not. You damn kids and your Interwebs, you're all wimps! :wheelchair:
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I remember that!!! Channel 99 used to be the most entertaining thing. You'd sit there in front of the TV with your mates and say things like "A BOOB!!..... er wait... is that an elbow or a butt?"... Loved it.
 
^ In the early years of pay-tv here, on the Foxtel (a pay-tv provider) adult channel you'd just get a black screen... but full audio. Amusing.
 
Raccoons are the gypsies of the animal community.
 
Of, if there wasn't a channel, you had to snoop for your dad's stash. He had Penthouse Forum in the drawer on his side under the waterbed. :D
 
We had less than legal cable at my house, so I saw a lot of pay-per-view movies when I was a kid.
 
So I took this girl on a date the other day, turns out she's a cop. I gave her the good in-out, in-out last night, but now I'm afraid to break things off. I've never slept with someone with access to my (clean) criminal record and drivers license before, now I'm scared she'll mess with that crap if things turn south.
 
Your only choice then, is to make her want to leave...like stop showering and brushing your teeth, stop flushing...at least that always works on tv...
 
Or start smoking, like George from Seinfeld. :D
 
I highly doubt that she would risk her job just to screw with your records... unless you've been really, properly mean.

you're not by any chance a bad breaker upper?
 
Klutch: I bet she is undercover getting all the evidence before you are caught up in the big bust!

D'oh! If you are under cover why would you say that you are a Cop. ... Unless. ... She is playing a double bluff game. ...

NOTE: Yep I've go to back to work and I have been off three weeks! Wonder if my Job is still there?
 
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i can figure out what people are saying in commercials much better (Burn Notices commercial "Nothing turns a girl on more then when something goes boom" couldn't figure the boom out for a long time. ) when i get not-sober.
 
NooDle said:
I highly doubt that she would risk her job just to screw with your records... unless you've been really, properly mean.

you're not by any chance a bad breaker upper?
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Yep, in fact in our training that is one of the exact examples given. I can't imagine Canada being much different.
 
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