"Beat the Person Above You" Game (NO 56k)

[darkshark0159]

No no, wait. THIS is better.
https://pic.armedcats.net/a/an/anonymous/2008/12/15/steak.png

 

[PaperBiro]

Beating someone else > Beating yourself

 

[darkshark0159]

Winning car race > winning bike race

 

[PaperBiro]

Winning 91 of them > Winning just 9
(Thanks to Wiki for the stats)

 

[Cryptopygia]

Cheating > Winning fairly

 

[cl191]

Renault > Benetton

 

[PaperBiro]

Being dominant for years on end > Being dominant for just 2

 

[zaybxcwd12]

Vogue > Sport.

 

[xicedlovexoxo]

Top Gear Mag > Vogue.

 

[NecroJoe]

Top gear the tv show > top gear the mag.

 

[xicedlovexoxo]

So you've officially made it impossible to beat you, now. Thanks for killing this thread.

 

[pepitko]

I've got one:
driving fast > watching fast driving on TG

 

[PaperBiro]

This road > That one

 

[zaybxcwd12]

A Greek God > Mini

 

[IceBone]

Hercules IN SPACE > Zeus on Earth

 

[cl191]

Fly Spaghetti Monster in space > hollywood set made from styrofoam

 

[PaperBiro]

FSM with normal eyes > FSM with those weird eyes

 

[zaybxcwd12]

Tommy Lee Jones > Weird space creature

 

[FDaihatsu]

Will Smith > Tommy Lee Jones

 

[zaybxcwd12]

Some1 who can sing but can't act > Some1 who can't do either.