^ No
< Hates listening to my mom bitch about her dog snapping at her. Its her fault for torturing the stupid thing and she knows he's got behaviour problems. Now where the hell's that shot gun...
V Would never shoot a dog even if they hated it.
^ No, but sometimes I get this (><) close to having to dispose of my dog.
< If I hear my dog licking the floors one more time today, I'm going to have to do something rash .
v Will send me food?
^ Sure, I will email you DSL$1,000,000,000.00 which you can print out on your computer.
< Would like a toasted sandwich with steak on it.
v Will send food via next-hour delivery service.
^ I don't have any neighbours except for the arsewipe with the pickup that leaks oil all over the garage.
< Lives in a place with hardly any permanent residents.
v Should send food to a location I can actually reach within 30 seconds.
^ mademoiselle, monsieur, c'est mademoiselle
< thinks painkillers are a wonderful thing too
V is going to be spending lots of hours online in the near future
^ seems to think watching black adder for hours online is an unfortunate thing
< occasionally does like to watch it
v is looking forward to the launch of the McLaren MP-4/24
^ Well not anymore thanks to your henchmen
< Thinks Von Smythe should treat his employees better by giving them a better company car
V Has a keen eye for detail