Kill a dream

^ Ya there is. It's called just wait for time to pass.

Granted, you meet some boring bloke from Idaho who works as an accountant called Lewis Hamilton.

I wish for cool avatar!
 
...best of luck.

I wish I had high-res, colour, 3D laser holographic screen on my MacBook!
 
Granted, but the lazers are the powerful type, and cut a hole in the middle of your forehead.

I wish life was perfect.
 
In a perfect world, you dont exist.

I wish for superhuman persuasive powers!
 
darkshark0159 said:
In a perfect world, you dont exist.
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I'm going to turn the other cheek and assume you're talking about the concept of Nirvana in Buddhism, otherwise :mad:.

:p

Granted, but you end up persuading yourself to procastinate and as a result not get anything done.

I wish I could meet someone famous right now.
 
Ya, you meet Hitler and he kills you.

I want control.
 
granted, you have control over your eyelids, but not over your bladder

I wish for a large payout by my employer to me so I can leave my job
 
ashspet said:
granted, you have control over your eyelids, but not over your bladder

I wish for a large payout by my employer to me so I can leave my job
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Granted, Your employer recieves a large government Payout and lays off it's entire workforce, you included.

I wish That I had a New Dell Server to use for video encoding.
 
granted, but you have no videos to encode

I wish for absolute power
 
Granted, but it's a Basking Shark, not only completely harmless, but increasingly endangered. The WWF come after you.

I wish I had a meerkat army in real life as well.
 
granted, and then you beat darkshark (I'm granting this wish)

I wish to understand more
 
Granted, you understand more about things you'd rather not know about at all. You no longer sleep at night.

I wish I had a proper camera like all the photo gods have in this forum.
 
granted, but you have no fingers to operate it

I wish for a better realisation of sub-text
 
granted, but the world has no power sources so you can't run it

I wish for better shows on television tonight
 
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Granted, but they're on British Television.

Mama, ooooooo I don't want to die, I wish I had never been born at all...
 
Granted, you are a robot: Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.

I wish we wern't still ~60,000 posts away from the 1,000,000th post.
 
Granted, but ashspet beats you to the 1,000,000th post

I wish for a holiday to the Saychelles
 
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