phuckingduck
is awesome!
I'm either gaining an inner ear problem or california is getting a shitload of very small earth quakes...
https://pic.armedcats.net/d/du/duckfucksviper/2009/03/29/earthquakes.jpg
I'm either gaining an inner ear problem or california is getting a shitload of very small earth quakes...
SauseVince Shlomi, best known as television's ShamWow! guy, was arrested in Miami last month. For beating up a prostitute. Who allegedly tried to bite his tongue out. Did you know that? Now you do.
The Smoking Gun got hold of the police report and Mr. Shlomi's mug shot, and as you can see, he didn't escape unscathed. But neither did she. The facts of the case, briefly, according to the police report:
- * Shlomi meets Sasha Harris in a Miami club. They go back to his hotel.
* She propositions him for "straight sex." He pays her a thousand bucks in cash.
* He kisses her.
* She "bit his tongue and would not let go."
* He punches her in her face repeatedly until she lets go.
* He runs down to the hotel lobby.
* They both get arrested.
You never know unless you try. I'm sure there are marriages that were based on less than a hatred for London and a need for health insurance
^ my sister forced me to turn off my light while I was watching a movie (by taping over the switch), and I damn well nearly had a seizure from the screen flashing in the dark.
Extracted my revenge by siccing the cat on her at 3 am.
Why didnt you just undo the tape?
We forgot about it in our household, but we still had all four computers running, TV, several appliances and most of the house lights, so I'm not really sure what more we could've done. Yeah, our energy consumption is quite considerable
so glad I don't buy into that trend-following shit.
Anyway, I did finish all my assignments....and a whole freaking week early to boot.
Today I have discovered it is impossible to study in front of a Formula One GP on television. I thought 'oh yeah, I'll just put it on really quiet like for some background blah blah blah etc'. Then I started paying attention.
Holy mother of muffins! What a race! I think I need to start following F1.
Anyway, I did finish all my assignments....and a whole freaking week early to boot. Holy crap. This has never happened before ever in the history of the universe! I didn't procrastinate until the night before they were due, it must be the apocalypse!
Today I have discovered it is impossible to study in front of a Formula One GP on television. I thought 'oh yeah, I'll just put it on really quiet like for some background blah blah blah etc'. Then I started paying attention.
Holy mother of muffins! What a race! I think I need to start following F1.
Anyway, I did finish all my assignments....and a whole freaking week early to boot. Holy crap. This has never happened before ever in the history of the universe! I didn't procrastinate until the night before they were due, it must be the apocalypse!