Goose+
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I've had some spare time recently and kept wondering about LOST and that movie where Tom Hanks is trapped on an island with a football
I was wondering if you had a plane crash and you ended up alone on a small remote tropical island, which top gear presenter would be the most useful for your survival?
The island would look something like this;
I think Jeremy would be the most useful, for me anyway.
1) Jeremy is quite a funny guy so I guess that would make the first 2-3 weeks on arrival on the island slightly more positive and cheerful. And in that movie when Tom Hanks is stranded he considers killing himself - so a cheerful person with you might stop you doing that.
2) I also figure that because Clarkson has spent so much time in Barbados and other Tropical places on holiday that he would be the best suited to the climate, where as May and Richard haven't.
3) Jeremy is a hands-on guy and would help me build a raft or smoke fire ! This might help us get off the island.
4) If the raft building exercise went wrong, Clarkson is the fattest of the three presenters so I could resort to cannabalism and eat him (worst case scenario).
Who would you pick out of the 3 then?
I was wondering if you had a plane crash and you ended up alone on a small remote tropical island, which top gear presenter would be the most useful for your survival?
The island would look something like this;
I think Jeremy would be the most useful, for me anyway.
1) Jeremy is quite a funny guy so I guess that would make the first 2-3 weeks on arrival on the island slightly more positive and cheerful. And in that movie when Tom Hanks is stranded he considers killing himself - so a cheerful person with you might stop you doing that.
2) I also figure that because Clarkson has spent so much time in Barbados and other Tropical places on holiday that he would be the best suited to the climate, where as May and Richard haven't.
3) Jeremy is a hands-on guy and would help me build a raft or smoke fire ! This might help us get off the island.
4) If the raft building exercise went wrong, Clarkson is the fattest of the three presenters so I could resort to cannabalism and eat him (worst case scenario).
Who would you pick out of the 3 then?