The Funny Forum Quotes thread

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From the depths of IRC... and other places:

<HH|Lulz> cdbob just flop your cock out
<HH|Lulz> Chris will be there in seconds
<Chris> Im fat Im not fast
<vr29> and he only does black dudes
<Chris> I do white guys I just prefer black
<vr29> you make it sound like some sort of collateral damage
<M_Bolc> Chris: is the steretype true?
<Chris> yes
<M_Bolc> Oh
<M_Bolc> Lawl
<M_Bolc> so they *do* eat fried chicken!!!
<Chris> indeed
<Chris> and watermelon
<vr29> and Chris's asshole
<Chris> word
<M_Bolc> haha
<swek> This channel...
<swek> ...why?
 
Hmm, and someone a while ago said all the cool people hang out in IRC. :rolleyes:
 
Nothing funny has ever come out of IRC...
 
This might be funny just to some people, but found this gem on the Autosport forum (after all, this thread is for funny quotes which aren't necessarily from this forum):

Keith Collantine a.k.a. F1Fanatic.co.uk said:
...Also Alain Prost raced with an asymetrical nose.
 
More from the depths of IRC:

<Serajadeyn> i got this stuck in my head, especially the first verse: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQJC6XmbImU
* zuhaib washes Serajadeyn brain
<teletubby-warrior> You motherfucker. Never make me open a Nickelback link again.
<teletubby-warrior> :(
<vr29> i second teletubby-warrior's motion
<Quiky> !ban nickelback
* FinalGear sets mode: +b nickelback!*@*
<Quiky> Done.
 
Nickelback are pretty horrid (and an embarrassment for all of Canada), but they aren't really nearly as bad as most people make them out to be. They're just like all other mainstream crappy rock music out there.
 
This:
https://pic.armedcats.net/a/an/anonymous/2008/12/15/uberepicbanned.png

This was in the Ban the person above you thread in the game section.
 
From IRC:
[19:59] <Ice> I wish I had a vagina
 
I may be ignorant, but isn't it about time someone posted a funny forum quote?
 
^This is a serious forum.. There are no funny quotes to be found!
 
Here's an out-of-contexter:

All I can say is if his tortoise is that cheap he is EXTREMELY lucky.

Well I'm not so sure, depends on how cheap...
 
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