Today I'm driving to have lunch with some friends. So I'm driving down this road in the right hand lane going about 5 under the posted limit of 35 MPH. It's about noon everyone's just got out of church and there are about twenty cars in front of me so it's ok we're doing 5 under, nothing to stress about. Except I have some child molester in a Ford Econoline van about 6 feet away from my rear bumper. I'm pissed, but for once in my life I don't flip him the bird or just touch the brake pedal with my left foot to engage the lights, I just ignore him.
So it comes time to turn right into the restaurant, I downshift, put on my turn signal, hit the brakes normally, and pull into the right hand turn lane. And this scumbag turns right into the restaurant from the middle lane right in front of me, cutting me off. Starts yelling at me, that I brake checked him, blah, blah, blah. I got his plate number, "93871," in case anyone wanted it. I yelled back, which probably inflamed the situation, though I didn't cuss. I called him sunshine, and that must have blew a gasket because he slammed his redneck mobile, with the crunched front fascia, into reverse and got inches away from hitting my bumper. At that point I called the police, but the fucker was gone before I got through.
I seriously think tailgaters, sex offenders, and bigots should not be allowed to vote or procreate. Castrate them and send them all to downtown Detroit to give the gangs target practice.