Chris: I imagine you're going to be much more of a stern father now that you have a mustache.
Peter: Well Chris there may be more lap sitting then there's been and I might answer most of your questions with a story but mostly my mustache tells people that there's a 90 percent chance that I am poorly educated. That I keep upscale porn magazines out in the open. And that I listen to the Little River Band with giant headphones.
Chris: Wow Dad, you're up early.
Peter: Yep, it's a mustache kind of morning Chris. I watched the sunrise in my jeans, jean shirt and jean jacket.
Chris: Gosh mustache culture is pretty cool
Peter: You betcha son, I'm gonna make you some hash browns for breakfast then later I'm going to take you down to the whorehouse to lose you're virginity.
Would you like that?