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I don't think those doors are cambered properly to generate lift.

Nevermind the lack of propulsion.
 
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I don't know how much time you've spent reading Homer_Bart posts, but he is definitely for real. Sad. He's a nice kid otherwise...
 
That Accord is much like bestiality. Just because you can doesn't mean you should.
 
That Accord shows us that there are things money can't buy.

The ability to understand when you're customized car cease to be awesomely cool to become awesomely ridiculous, for example.
 
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SirEdward said:
That Accord shows us that there are things money can't buy.

The ability to understand when you're customized car cease to be awesomely cool to become awesomely ridiculous, for example.
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FTFY

At no point would I use the adjective "awesome" when that car is the subject of a sentence.
 
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You just know you should've grabbed some white spirit, wiped those signatures off and scarpered before the blithering idiot owner came back.
 
Schalke always reminds me of this scene from Das Boot:

[Chief Bosun enters the torpedo room, which has been dressed up as a red light room]
Chief Bosun: QUIET IN THIS WHOREHOUSE!
[the crew falls silent]
Chief Bosun: Bad news, men.
Ario: What's wrong?
Chief Bosun: [pause] Schalke lost the game. 5-0. No more chance of making the semi-finals.
[exits]
Ario: [throws a can at the bulkhead] I can't believe this shit!
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Does that price include the explosives to destroy it forever?
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It'd need to be something very, um, explosive for that amount of money.

Anyway, who thought trying to make a Hummer aerodynamic was a good idea?
 
Dogbert said:
FTFY

At no point would I use the adjective "awesome" when that car is the subject of a sentence.
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You're right... That car's uglyness just interfere with my english...
 
Dogbert said:
FTFY

At no point would I use the adjective "awesome" when that car is the subject of a sentence.
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I think it's pretty awesome. "Ricing" a car generally refers to adding obviously fake hood scoops or spoilers because you think it will help the performance of the car. Having air suspension so you car can sit as low as possible when parked and having motorized doors, hood and trunk just makes it look ridiculous. Having really extreme camber just means the tires will wear out differently.

Oh and the doors can spin:
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6zRKLM9XQg[/YOUTUBE]
 
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Apparently someone thought it's a good idea to paint the Continental like this

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I wouldn't mind if it was Nissan Micra, but Bentley? Come on
 
Nissan President.

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The worst Merak... in the world


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?50k. :?
 
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