I have never game

False, third year of college here.

I have never drunk anything above 65% alcohol content. (and please, straight edge kids or too young kids, please let someone with experience answer, I don't want to hear another "False, I don't drink :p" answer. :rolleyes: )
 
false. I'm fairly direct.

I have never pierced anything other than my ears.
 
False :wicked:

I have never had sex with a goat.
 
False, my exgirlfriend had the personality of a brain-damaged one. HEYO!

I have never peed in bushes in the middle of a street
 
True

I have never accidentally a Coca-Cola bottle...
 
False. I accidentally the whole thing. :p

I've never rolled down the window and rested my arm there.
 
False, I do that whenever I don't want to blast the AC.

I've never spat my gum out the window while driving
 
True, that's gross.

I have never gotten caught cutting out paper cars and sticking them together whilst at my desk at work.
 
False. But then we were all doing it (and colouring them in as well!!!)

I have never punched a guy in his 'Gentlemen's Area'
 
False, got quite a few hundred kms on my dad's Audi TDI.

I have never driven a car with more than 8 cylinders.
 
False, I've driven something with a V10.

I have never cloned my penis.
 
True. Wait...is making a mold and casting it in silicone "cloning"?

I have not stepped inside a school since my H.S. graduation, 13 years ago.
 
False, I still have my senior year to survive.

I have never shot a computer monitor.
 
True, but I punched one hard enough to fall off the table and break.

I have never cleaned a fish.
 
True. I like 'em "dirty."

I have never caught an std from a slutty fish.
 
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