The ^ < V Game

^ i can't do that
< got his eyes dialated at the doctor, now everything is really bright, he looks like an alien, and wearing sunglasses inside
V will dim the sun down
 
^Is correct
< Doesn't wear reading glasses or any glasses of the sort
v Is a nice person
 
^ some people think that. Then < goes a little postal
< managed to do very little at work today. A good day!!!
V has oranges
 
^ thinks I'm proud of having fruit.
< actually only has a can of pineapple chunks for fruit that hasn't been processed beyond all recognition.
v thinks I should go buy some more fruit.
 
^Is lacking in fruit and fruit-related technology
< Has tons of fruit at home including blueberries
V Likes blueberries
 
^ a tad bland
< prefers rasberries
V likes boysenberries
 
^Nearly killed this thread! :O
<Is planning his attack on the mountain roads, armed with his electroautomanualthigamawhatsit with Touch Shift technology.
vIs the end of this thread, as no one will post here again.
 
^ liar.
< cannot possibly be the last poster.
v is the person to prove darkshark0159's statement false.
 
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^ made the character formerly known as VonSmythe become a liar for the umpteenth time
< watching the 1991 British GP while getting ready to go to the gym
V does not give a damn about the stuff I'm watching every day
 
^ moderate damn, full damn requires too much effort
< wants to know why boysenberries would kill this thread
V has an answer, of sorts
 
^not really
<hasn't posted in a hell of a long time
finds the use of "hell" offensive enough to write a ten-page letter to the pope
 
^The filthy language in your post is why we have this button:
<Got a haircut and washed the car today.
vIs lazy and just runs their car through the automatic wash.
 
^ is mistaken.
< would end up with a car covered in dirt if he ran it through an automatic wash on the way home, and can't be bothered running it through a carwash on the way to anything else.
v understands the physics of a wet car on a dirt road.
 
^ is correct
< has a serious Top Gear Demotivators obsession
V does not appreciate the humour of Demots.
 
^ WRONG, loves the demots
< is watching Mythbusters trying to ignite car tyres by doing burnouts
V has seen this already
 
^The car itself or the grass?
<Is going to order a Pizza.
vWill recommend a crust style (Pizza Hut)
 
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