Joker19583
Active Member
- Joined
- May 18, 2009
- Messages
- 386
- Location
- Near Schladernring
- Car(s)
- '91 Honda NTV 650 Revere; '17 Skoda Fabia 1.0 MPI
"your washing maschine will be delivered next friday"
Hell's angels: the early years
"Born in the USA" takes on a whole new meaning.
You have to wear a helmet sir, its considered an equipment violation. Sir there is no need to cry.
"Sir please just sign the ticket for me..... Sir... put the rattle down, NOW"
A person used to exerting considerable influence on those around them, highly skilled in getting what they want from peers, and a police officer.
"Look punk, I have no time for scumbags like you so if you dont put your signiture down Ill have to take evasive action. What do you mean whats a sigchur, thats it smart ass lets see you make a joke about this taser gun."
"Just put your handprint on the ticket and go to your room!"
"your just picking on me cause I'm a midget"
Yes Officer, I do believe that your equipment was faulty, as if this vehicle could do 50 in a 30 zone
Sir, tell it to the judge!
"now, don't make me taze you if you don't sign."
*all in radio voices*
Cop: "46 to county"
Police station: "Go ahead, unit 46"
Cop: "I have just caught a 4 year old kid for speeding on the main street on his toy bike. He was going more than 100MPH. I gave him a warning but I fear that he hasn't got the message"
Police station: "10-4. All units be advised, 4 year old kid might be speeding on his toy bi-- WAIT, WHAT?"
"would you give me an autograph?"
"your washing maschine will be delivered next friday"