Clarkson: 1001 uses for Jeremy Clarkson

126 Bugs Bunny Impersonator



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129. Laughing Gas Tester

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130. An AA Porsche-Specialist
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131: Human bike rack inventor

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132: Boyfriend
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133: Professional Auto Trader reader

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134: Professional internet searcher

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135: Snorkeler

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^I dunno, looks less "heart-throb" and more "physics club" to me. :think:
 
^I dunno, looks less "heart-throb" and more "physics club" to me. :think:

Jezza in a physics club? For some reason I can't see that. Unless by "physics" you really mean crashing things into other things at high speed...
 
Jezza in a physics club? For some reason I can't see that. Unless by "physics" you really mean crashing things into other things at high speed...

You've obviously never known anyone in a physics club. All the kids I've ever known in PC spent all their time coming up with innovative ways to blow shit up.

Case in point:

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You've obviously never known anyone in a physics club. All the kids I've ever known in PC spent all their time coming up with innovative ways to blow shit up.

Well then, I stand corrected!

I guess hanging out in the art classes during High School kept me from meeting anyone like that!
 
My physics class built a Gauss gun with some electromagnets and a bar magnet. It had potential to damage, for sure.
 
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Bah! You don't need all that fancy schmancy technology. A potato canon will do just as much damage. I once tore the bark off my sister's 100 year old tree with one.

BTW, Right Guard makes a fantastic accelerant.
 
Yeah, but it's always nice to have different ways of shooting things. The whump-thud of a potato gun is differently exciting from the click-click-click-clang of a Gauss cannon.
 
Yeah, but it's always nice to have different ways of shooting things. The whump-thud of a potato gun is differently exciting from the click-click-click-clang of a Gauss cannon.

Gauss cannons ftw!

I remember seeing some episode on Discovery where someone made a pistol-sized gauss cannon that was able to disintegrate watermelons from a medium range.

Not entirely sure if it's a viable tool for law enforcement...
 
Well, just be careful because if you spec out too many components for electromagnetic rails "the government" starts to watch ya.
 
140. Sausage festival attendant.
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