Jay
the fool on the hill
^Nice. I fell for it hook, line and sinker.
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.My brain is going all tingly and fuzzy. Along with my eyes and my nose.
^That reminds me....did you end up buying that Terlingua shirt? Oddly enough I'm wearing mine right now...:lol:
I tried to think of something worse for guys; including itchy junk and/or junk being stuck to leg, but I don't think it compares. Annoying for sure, but then again, no blood.Warning: lady parts complaint,maydoes include
I wish my life was .01% as awesome as your dreams are.I wish my life was 10% as awesome as my dreams are...
I have a BIG ASS bruise on my thigh, no idea how it got there. I think I might have dropped the TV on it or something.Another random!
I just got tripped by the staires and fell flat. Felt nothing at that time but now it seems that my left foots middle toe is not working properly :S I can bend the thumb toe and the index toe but not the middle toe. And its quite painfull some of the times. Kinda worried!
Dosent feel like broken but I never had any broken bones experience before.....
I tried to think of something worse for guys; including itchy junk and/or junk being stuck to leg, but I don't think it compares. Annoying for sure, but then again, no blood.
Warning: lady parts complaint,maydoes include
So I woke up a bit ago to an itchy crotch, angry I had woken up 2 hours after getting to sleep. I go to the bathroom and go to wipe and get a handful of surprise blood. Apparently the itch was some dried blood oh boy good thing I have over sensitive skin or tomorrow would have been unpleasant to wake up to. I wish I was a boy and did not have to deal with sudden crotchblood with no warning.
I have a BIG ASS bruise on my thigh, no idea how it got there. I think I might have dropped the TV on it or something.
Well sorry you feel like hell and we should all be medicated to some extent, but I dunno if pokemons will make you feel better.My insides are hurty now I am supposed to be medicated against surprise blood/pain.
Also, convince me not to buy this: http://www.play-asia.com/paOS-13-71-9g-49-en-15-pokemon-70-3guk.html
Well Austere is probably dealing with blood in that area at the moment (if not ), but he probably had an idea of what was going down when he took out the turkey trimmer.
Although if he was drunk it may still be surprise when he wakes up.
Thats gotta hurt!!
And you dont remember how? :?
Well sorry you feel like hell and we should all be medicated to some extent, but I dunno if pokemons will make you feel better.
Although I did love that game when I was a kid. Maybe I'll go dig for my gameboy. It's probably in a box somewhere around here.
:lol: Let's hope he meant "eat" his penis in the same way guys "eat pussy" for his sake. Then it is just hilarious and not painful.
Anyway, I'm off to eat my dick.... maybe with a little hot sauce or some relish... Mmmm, tasty!