Hey, motorcycle riders, want to be the god damn Batman?

JohnnyRacer

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I know I do. A good cape, a good Batman mask, you're good to go!

http://www.universaldesigns.ca/UDR/ID/IDjacket.html

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I would feel silly for about 15 minutes, but I would buy it. :mrgreen:
 
A face off between Batman and the Black Shadow!


The Black Shadow rides again! duduuduudduuu dudu dudu dududu!

Erm.. I think Batman might have the better theme tune though
 
No, Redlinder, you wouldn't feel silly.

See, here's the thing. People will laugh at you. People will think you're being silly. They may even say you're weird. But, when you walk up to someone, a guy you don't like, and punch him dead in the face, he's gonna look up at you and think, just for a BRIEF moment, "Is he the god damn Batman?"......


















......and then he's going to realize you're just a fucking nutjob and call the cops.

But, then again, when he tells the cops, "Batman punched me!", they will laugh, they will laugh.

And, then you know, you're god damn Batman.
 
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I like that black and red Belstaff jacket the goddamn Batman wore in the movie. I would wear that, not this.
 
WWTGDBR? (What Would The GodDamn Batman Ride?)

Since you can't get your own Batpod as the thing wouldn't turn at all, you could always get one of these and mount guns on it.

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And it should include a cape.
 
doesn't look much more ridiculous then the power ranger suits.
 
That Benelli is fap-tastic! :drool:
But somehow I think Batman would ride a fully-faired bike.
 
WWTGDBR? (What Would The GodDamn Batman Ride?)

Since you can't get your own Batpod as the thing wouldn't turn at all, you could always get one of these and mount guns on it.

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Benelli_Titanium_2006_01_1024x768.jpg

09_street_triple_r_2.jpg


And it should include a cape.

I see you saved the best for last.
 
I thought the MV Agusta was Batmans official public ride next to the LP640. So it is the obvious choice.
 
I'm not going to lie, if I had an extra grand lying around and a black motorcycle, I would buy that, assuming they make it in really tall.
 
You would probably be ashamed of it a week later and keep it in your drawer.
It gets far more wearable if those arm blades are removable though.

So when do they make a replica Crysis nano-suit? I would love to run through the city shouting "Stealth!!!" and "MAXIMUM STRENGTH!!!" a lot.
 
You would probably be ashamed of it a week later and keep it in your drawer.
It gets far more wearable if those arm blades are removable though.

Good point, plus, the arm blades don't appear to be anything but leather.

So when do they make a replica Crysis nano-suit? I would love to run through the city shouting "Stealth!!!" and "MAXIMUM STRENGTH!!!" a lot.

That would also appeal to my inner geek.
 
The goddamn Batman rides a bike only when his batmobile is destroyed......why? because he will get bloody shot on a bike !

wanna strike fear? buy a tank and paint it black :p
 
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