Man arrested for drive-by faeces attack

[narf]

A 39-year-old construction worker has been arrested for throwing his own faeces at women passers-by from a motorcycle in two separate attacks in western Japan, police said today.

Was the Marina ever sold in Japan?


http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,25943308-12377,00.html

 

[stiggles]

If they had the Japanese would have died laughing at it....

 

[LittleRed]

Woah... Woah... Just, woah!

What the hell would make him do that? That's so bizarre.

Unless he owned a Marina and she stole it from him...and then dropped a piano on it...

 

[Blind_Io]

What the hell would make him do that? That's so bizarre.

Japan.

That about covers it, really.

 

[AiR]

Maybe the man was part of the science team that invented the ability to make vanillin from faeces, but now nearly four years down the road he's unhappy that the faeces-vanilla production has not taken off like he expected to? Oh, he was a construction worker... Maybe he just likes poo.