Banned for getting in touch with your Scottish side. I think David Coulthard, Dario Franchitti, Allan McNish and a few others would like to have a word with you.
You may be able to ban me...but you will never take my FREEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Banned for thinking were having crises about that, while we're actually having crises about the prospects of FREEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
We'e Scots laddy. Ya' think ya bett'r th'n 's wiyt' y' fancy techno-whatsit eh? T' hell wit' y' gleamin' motor carriages an' y' sissy trousers. We dun' need dem. We wear kilts 'cus w' c'n take t'e breeze l'ke a MAN! May y' never return to 'r lands!
That post just earned me a place behind the Racist Door.
^^Banned because I could have also mentioned bagpipe music, Gordon Brown, tartan patterns, the weather and the fact that places like Glasgow consist of nothing but an old pensioner and goat tied to a post. But I didn't because I'm lazy.