Steven Seagal: Lawman

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Lets be honest every Seagal film from 2000-onwards has been beyond shit. They all involve him talking to fucking pixies or using some BS voodoo magic and licking mother earth.

Bring back Nico.
 
2000 onwards? Segal has been beyond shit since On Deadly Ground's lengthy speech about saving the environment by blowing up oil refineries and/or Michael Caine.
 
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No one, exactely no one needs this.

Also, a friend of mine worked on Half Past Dead and confirmed every rumor about Seagal's alleged cruelty against castmembers, especially stuntmen. Last thing we need is another violent redneck (or zen-neck?) cop on TV.

EDIT: Is Rodriguez out of his mind to cast Seagal in Machete? This movie just fell from "sure hit" to "will most likely suck" in a single casting descision.
 
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me and my brother have steven seagal night every saturday night where we watch one of his movie and drink a bottle of red...

It's funny because they're so terriable and blatent rip off's of other movies that were usually crap in the first place.
 
2000 onwards? Segal has been beyond shit since On Deadly Ground's lengthy speech about saving the environment by blowing up oil refineries and/or Michael Caine.

I guesstimated. :(

Whats the one with the poison and the little girl who drinks flowers has found the cure? :lol:
 
i can just see some guy yelling at the cops and then going "hey are you Steven Seagal"

how surreal
 
Well, it is pretty cool that he is actually a real, trained police officer.
 
I have a friend who is an officer in Jeff. Parish, he said its super annoying when Segal is around because of the crew and everything, makes policing tougher.
 
I have a friend who is an officer in Jeff. Parish, he said its super annoying when Segal is around because of the crew and everything, makes policing tougher.

There have to be some perks though. Does he get free energy drinks?

It should be noted that at least one of the flavors could be used as the title for a porn film.
 
There have to be some perks though. Does he get free energy drinks?

It should be noted that at least one of the flavors could be used as the title for a porn film.

"Cherry charge" and "Asian experience"?
Come on, BOTH could be used as titles for porn flicks! :rofl:
 
Honestly. Only Steven Seagal could pull this off. :)
Great. Well there's no doubt he is a better police officer than Michael Jacksons sister.
Sorry I forget her name...

My point is it's been done before.
 
I thougt(hoped) he was dead.
 
So, I watched this with 2 of my friends who are cops.

It's pretty much what we expected. His ego is the star. It wasn't anything ground breaking. You can tell one of his partners REALLY wants to be on TV.

We laughed at the firearms training the most. Not because of his shooting, he's really good. It's just what he was saying to get his point across. Then, he had to showboat. Putting up Q-tips and matches, then shooting them. What we thought was dumb was he was using a .22 pistol for that part. A pistol with nearly no recoil. While hitting them is not easy, they did not show how close he was and he did not light a match like he tried to display.

I will watch it one more time, but, unless something interesting happens, it's nothing I haven't seen before.
 
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Not been interested in anythig Steven Seagal has done since Under Siege which is probably the only film he's done that was ever actually good (and that was probably down to Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey as the batshit crazy villains).
After seeing On Deadly Ground and The Patriot i swore on my vhs copy of Under Siege i would never watch another Seagal product again, luckily i still don't see a reason to break that vow.
 
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