vyllu
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An old man lost his eye in WWII. Every night he takes his prosthetic eye out and puts it in a glass of water next to his bed, then takes a few sleeping pills to help with the nightmares.
So one night a burglar breaks in. As you know looting is serious business and he soon gets thirsty so he grabs the nearest glass of water and downs it in a gulp.
A few days pass and the burglar is seriously constipated, so he goes to see a doctor. The doctor puts on the glove and tells the burglar to bend over. Suddenly the doc screams.
Burglar: "What's wrong doc?"
Doctor: "I've spent 30 years staring at assholes, but this is the first time an asshole stares back."
So one night a burglar breaks in. As you know looting is serious business and he soon gets thirsty so he grabs the nearest glass of water and downs it in a gulp.
A few days pass and the burglar is seriously constipated, so he goes to see a doctor. The doctor puts on the glove and tells the burglar to bend over. Suddenly the doc screams.
Burglar: "What's wrong doc?"
Doctor: "I've spent 30 years staring at assholes, but this is the first time an asshole stares back."