flydiscovery
Well-Known Member
The beef against patio heaters is that they burn gas, emitting DEADLY POISONOUS carbon dioxide, and they emit actual heat as well. Plus they're mainly used by affluent types from Surrey, and the anarcho-environmentalists hate those bourgeois capitalist pigs...
LOL. I can't imagine they put out any more CO2 than your backyard grill. My only "beef" with them is that they don't work! They put out all this heat 7' above the ground. I, unfortunately, am not 7' tall.