Jezza, Hamster, Schumi and Stephen Hawking Going into Space

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THE boss of the world?s first space travel firm has revealed how a film producer attempted to hire the world?s most advanced space craft ? to make a porn movie.

Virgin Galactic president Will Whitehorn has said he was baffled when he was approached by someone interested in hiring the whole spacecraft ? only to find out he was a porn baron.

The Scots-born boss, who heads-up Virgin?s space tourism arm for Richard Branson, said that he didn?t know how much was on offer, but that money was clearly no object.

The 49-year-old said: ?We hot approached by someone who turned out to be a porn-film maker who wanted to hire the whole ship.

?They wanted to make a sex movie in space. I had to turn him down.?

Each place on SpaceShipTwo ? which must be launched into the atmosphere by its powerful carrier WhiteKnightTwo ? costs ?120,000 per seat.

With six passenger seats on the spacecraft, the production would have brought the costs to a massive ?720,000, making it one of the most expensive adult films to date.

The most expensive porn movie to date is Pirates II: Stagnetti?s revenge which cost just under ?5,000,000 in 2008.

However that doesn?t compare to sleazy 1978 brit flick Caligula, which cost a staggering ?10,500,000.

The flights are expected to commence in 2011, have already had a lot of interest from enthusiasts, including X-Men director Bryan Singer, physicist Stephen Hawking, F1 legends Michael Schumacher and Rubens Barrichello and Top Gear presenters Richard Hammond and Jeremy Clarkson.

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I am just guessing, but they probably need to save James a space too.
 
The flights are expected to commence in 2011, have already had a lot of interest from enthusiasts, including X-Men director Bryan Singer, physicist Stephen Hawking, F1 legends Michael Schumacher and Rubens Barrichello and Top Gear presenters Richard Hammond and Jeremy Clarkson. Richard Hammond was involved in a terrifying dragster racing car crash back in 2006 while filming for Top Gear.
 
When I read the title and started reading the quote, for some reason I thought that they would be starring in the space porn.... Not a good mental image :lol:
 
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know why ppl keep adding that last line? cos if you don't, there is nothing much left to say about the hamster, cos let's face it, the crash made him incredibly popular.


But coming back to the main topic. Filming a porn movie in space is rather bizarre, and I can guarantee that the finished result will probably be equally cheesy as the rest of the $1 porn flicks.
 
But coming back to the main topic. Filming a porn movie in space is rather bizarre, and I can guarantee that the finished result will probably be equally cheesy as the rest of the $1 porn flicks.

That's true, but a zero-gravity cum shot would be a truly awesome sight!!!!
 
zero gravtiy squirting :woot:

NSFW anyone? :p
 
When I read the title and started reading the quote, for some reason I thought that they would be starring in the space porn.... Not a good mental image :lol:

I dunno... I'm kind of enjoying that mental picture. Well, except for Hawking, of course. :|
 
I dunno... I'm kind of enjoying that mental picture. Well, except for Hawking, of course. :|

Now I have the phrase "Oh yes, baby, suck that cock!" in Hawking's electronic voice in my head.
 
So wait......where gonna send the 3 best specialists in cocking about presenters in the world to space..... all at the same time on the maidenflight of something Richard balloonboy Branson dreamt up? Well this can only end well :p
 
When I read the title and started reading the quote, for some reason I thought that they would be starring in the space porn.... Not a good mental image :lol:

I thought the exact same thing, but then my dirty mind went further to have it go down like:

Stephen: BZZ BEEP BEEP OH BA-BY OH YEAH BZZZ
Jeremy: And this is the best out-of-this-world sex I've had....... IN THE WORLD
Stephen: BZZZ

:|


I've actually seen Stephen Hawking's live lecture on time and parallel universes twice at Berkeley. It was very inspiring (especially being an astronomy student) but I cannot help but still make fun of him on occasion
 
Jezza-"How hard can it be?!"
Hamster-:wicked:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Now I'll always think of this when that line drops on the show... :cry:

20.000ml of brain bleach, stat!
 
Mwahahahaha!!
 
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