Norway.... what the F are you guys doing?

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http://gizmodo.com/5422574/giant-mysterious-spiral-takes-over-the-skies-of-norway



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/wor...lue-light-display-hovers-Norway.html#comments

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cliffs:

Huge strange spiral and light beam appear in Norway. Witnessed and documented by thousands in different locations.
 
Russians are playing with rockets again.
 
Hahaha, the Gizmodo author's name is Jesus.
 
Like...

Two words: plausible deniability.

I'm sticking with my original analysis -- it was a failed attempt by a lone group of Red Lectroids to open a portal to the 8th dimension to free their compatriots and stopped just in time by the Hong Kong Cavaliers
 
nope.

Aliens
 
Zeus playing with his Spirograph

or

You are getting sleepy.........sleepy............sleepy
now, when you awaken you will not remember in any way how to operate this vehicle...
 
Maybe its the CERN reactor tearing a hole in space?

Or maybe Fry put some metal in the microwave again and sent the whole crew back in time?
 
I don't know what is worse, a giant spiral on the sky, the fact that russians launch rockets from submarines near norway or the fact that their rockets "spiral out of control".
 
I don't know what is worse, a giant spiral on the sky, the fact that russians launch rockets from submarines near norway or the fact that their rockets "spiral out of control".

What could possibly go wrong?
 
Well as far as failures go, this one was pretty damned spectacular.

I have to say, I almost definitely would have shat bricks if i'd seen that.
 
Gotta put one of these in my bedroom just to be sure I've got things under control in case the poop hits the fan

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How should we greet our new Combine overlords?
 
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