I have never game

False.

I have never been to a different continent.
 
True

I have never told little kids at the mall the "truth" about Santa.
 
False, but it was an accident

I have never been to a tarot reader
 
True.

I've never bought sexy lingerie for myself or for a girlfriend (depending).
 
False

I have never been part of a harem
 
True, not even to Georgia.

I have never worn a slutty/sexy Halloween costume.
 
False. Use beeswax, melts at a cooler temp.

I have never had anything below the neck pierced
 
True.

I have never had a tattoo.
 
FALSE FALSE FALSE FALSE FALSE FALSE OH SO FALSE

I have never liked a movie with Jim Carrey in it
 
True-ish as some parts of Bruce almighty were aiiiiiiight

I have never said the word aiiiiiight in place of "all right"
 
True

I have never fired a P90
 
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