I've visited their HQ in Emeryville. They are fucking serious about security.
Peeved In Palmyra said:Dear Navy SEAL,
My boyfriend was laid off from his job a few weeks back. Ever since cashing his severance check, all he does is sit around and watch TV while I work to support us both. I know unemployment has undermined his confidence, but I'm not his mother! How do I get him out of the house and looking for work?
Navy Seal said:Killing silently is a tall order, but a quick look at an anatomy chart will show that the larynx is an easy enough target?providing you can make a stealthy submerged approach, sneak up on your victim, and catch him unaware. Once that's accomplished, grasp his hair as close to the scalp as you're able to and yank his head back while using your Ka-Bar combat knife to make a lateral cut across his throat. Make sure you sever both the carotid artery and jugular vein while piercing the windpipe, and press hard; the larynx is a tough, rubbery piece of tissue.
Proxy. Nicjasno linked it.
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Emeryville isn't the nicest place to be. It's not Richmond, but there is a ton of poverty and drugs there.