This year, one of television's best-loved institutions will acknowledge itself as one of television's best loved institutions and proceed to crush itself under the weight of its own self-regard.
Top Gear Live, the spectacular incarnation of the world's most watched television show, returns in February. Once restrained in such matters, the BBC is a new exponent of that golden rule of the US entertainment industry: when you're onto a good thing, beat it to death.
Everyone knows blockbusters stink. To test this thesis, I went and saw 2012 . It was $15 well spent to remind me of all the money I've saved over the years avoiding the likes of Andre Rieu, U2 and Cirque du Soleil.
The warning signs came with the ads for last year's Top Gear Live. The four-ball voiceover telling you how huge it's all going to be. The flashing lights and frenetic backing track. The words ''Acer Arena''.