Things Clarkson has taught you (that probably aren't true)

[MWF]

Vegetablism is a disease but it can be cured.

 

[Quadrax]

"I love this car and I am going to drive it every day. I never want to get out of this car..."

-Jeremy talking about his GT40.

 

[Akilles]

That The Stigs knee's are in his face

 

[Origin]

- London doesn't have a river.

- During interviews facilitated by time travel, poppies can disappear.

- While engaged in a running race against a car, you cannot just overtake without so much as a "by your leave".

- It is possible to chop up thirty dissidents in the back of a Tchaika (no idea how you spell it... ).

 

[shellygrrl]

Estate cars are good to have if you're stuck on the tarmac at Manchester Airport at night during a fire drill. Not to mention they hold lots of cheese!

 

[Chupacabras]

The cheese thing is the main reason I bought a wagon...

 

[ThatVietGuy]

The Nissan GT-R corners faster than electricity.

 

[Wilbert]

The 4.0 V6 Mustang has 300 HP and is "slooooow".

it is slow, thats a fact

Also all Koreans eat dogs.

 

[MWF]

it is slow, thats a fact

Also all Koreans eat dogs.

But they are industrious little fellows.

 

[Richmondgal]

Also all Koreans eat dogs.

But they are industrious little fellows.

CLARKSON!


And that you have to be a complete anus to hit your head on the light in the car

 

[Cobol74]

1. A Kilner Jar has a screw top and a French Copy uses springy wire clasp instead.

2. All family run businesses will eventually fail as in one generation sooner or later, the in-charge member of the family fails to be intellectually capable, or is not interested in business and would rather - shag, gamble, paint, sculpt, drink, have many inappropriate friends of a close personal nature, or invent something etc. The business will then fail big time.

A bit like an absolute monarchy

 

[scoops]

"the Honey Badger does not kill you to eat you, it tears off your testicles"

 

[Kiskaloo]

And that you have to be a complete anus to hit your head on the light in the car

Especially over and over again. :lol:

 

[Skel91]

That nothing turns a 17 yr old girl on more than a well executed handbrake turn :lol:

 

[capra]

An Audi weighs the same as the moon.

 

[hemoh]

17% of the British population go on caravanning holidays so they can empty their turds out themselves.

 

[Misfit]

Mitsubushi Evo V's are the ones with the steering problem, y'know, if you go really quick it'll just jam

 

[Kiskaloo]

"It's For Girls" was pink and only available on the Isle of Man.

(While waiting for their lorries to arrive in Series 12, Episode 01)

 

[RPS13-]

About the Audi R8:

''It shares the same platform as the Lamborghini Gallardo and some of its components [...] you can get one for half
the price of a Lamborghini, of course it doesn't have the lambo's V10 and it never will''

Owned

 

[CocheseUGA]

That Fiona Bruce has quite a nice bottom.