THIS IS THE CAPS LOCK THREAD

THANKS. ME TOO. THEN YOU MIGHT GET THAT TOWEL YOU WANTED
 
I HAVE SEVERAL MY MONEY (WHICH WILL BE A LOT ONCE MY OLD BOSS COUGHS UP THE COMPENSATION MONEY) IS GOING ON OTHER THINGS.:shifty:
 
OH REALLY? THAT SHIFTY?
 
YEAH, DON'T YOU KNOW, I'M PLOTTING TO OVER THROW ALL THE GOVERNMENTS OF THE WORLD AND DECLARE MYSELF OVERLORD OF THIS ROCK
 
CAN I BE ROYALTY? THAT WAY I DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING ALL DAY
 
SURE, I NEED A QUEEN, I'LL MAKE YOU ROYALTY.
 
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I GOT ME A NOT-JOB!!!!!
I'LL PRACTICE MY HAND WAVE
 
OK, I'LL PRACTICE BEATING BACK UNGRATEFUL PEASANTS WHO DON'T APPRECIATE THE FINER POINTS OF BEING RULED BY ME.
 
SHOULDN'T YOU HAVE MINIONS TO DO THAT?
 
YEAH, BUT IT'S QUITE FUN, SO I'LL PARTAKE EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE.
 
ARE YOU GOING TO NEED A SPECIAL 'BEAT THE PEASANT' STICK?
 
NAH, A PLAIN OLD CRICKET BAT SHOULD DO.
 
I HAVE A BASEBALL BAT IN MY CUPBOARD, IS THAT OF ASSISTANCE?
 
SURE, YOU CAN JOIN ME BY THE GATES AND HELP BEAT BACK THIS HORDE.
 
IS THAT GOING TO MAKE ME HOT AND SWEATY AND SMELL NOT NICE?
 
YOU CAN JUST ORDER YOUR LACKEYS TO DO IT IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GET SWEATY.
 
COOL. I'LL HAVE TO MAKE SURE I HAVE BETTER REASONS TO GET SWEATY
 
I COULD THINK OF PLENTY.
 
HELL YEAH! :D

JUST RAN 10KM IN 60MINS!

ASHSPET SHOULD GET A CAR, THEN A BOYFRIEND WITH A NICE HOUSE :p
 
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