Would You Rather?

QI, I hate soaps with an unending vengeance.

Would you rather have a sauna or jacuzzi in your house?
 
Jacuzzi - fond memories

Would you rather satin or flannel sheets (assuming room temp was perfect for whichever choice)
 
Satin, feels good against my naked body.

Would you rather have a four poster bed or a regular king size bed?
 
King sized with a good headboard and strong legs, more options.

Would you rather lick or spank?
 
Lick, more things to lick and more fun.

Would rather be in controlled or be controlled?
 
In control, you get paid the big bucks :D

Would you rather work for a shady business earning $650,000 a year, or a legitimate honest business earning $34,000 a year?
 
Shady. 34k is unliveable in Chicago, almost poverty line.

Would you rather be a underpaid guy in porn doing all manner of movies, or a very well paid girl who does nothing but pure anal gangbang movies?
 
variety is the spice of life - the guy
(tho the girl is tempting)

Would you rather clean the bathroom or the kitchen?
 
Kitchen, less scrubbing required.

Would you rather mow the lawn or weed the flower bed?
 
Mow - got to get the stripes right

Would you rather go to work or stay here for the day?
 
Stay here, unless it's a really nice car on test.

Would you rather go to the cinema or a concert?
 
Stay at home

Would you rather drive the Le Mans circuit or the
Hurburgring

Ring in a GTR? (Hint)
 
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1) Cinema, unless it's one of my top 10 fav bands
2) Nurburgring in GTR (unlimited laps taken as read)

Would you rather be one of a twin or an only child?
 
Only child, less being mistaken for someone else.

Would you rather go hiking or cycling?
 
cycling. Makes downhill that much more interesting.

Would you rather travel long distances by train or bus?
 
Train. Bus is full of smelly homeless people and the lowest rung of society. Train has private cabins and most important the bar car.


Would you rather reproduce by binary fission, or vegetative asexual reproduction?
 
take all the fun out of it why don't you! Binary fission, just because the name is cooler (isn't it more or less the same thing though - school was a long time ago)

Would you rather have a 1984 future or a Terminator future?
 
Terminator future, I'd prefer to go down fighting.

Would you rather travel to the past or the future?
 
To the future, I'd like to see what new technology has developed.

[philosophical] We're all traveling to the future [/philosophical]

Would you rather be Zeus or Amon Ra?
 
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