The Monty Python Thread

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"The Big Cheese!"
 
This here's the wattle, the emblem of our land. You can stick it in a bottle, you can hold it in your hand.

Edit: Crap, I've forgotten one of my favorites.

We find that nine out of ten British housewives can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter and a dead crab.
 
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I mean what's this, cockroach cluster? (subtle Harry Potter crossover here)
 
Every sperm is saaaacreeeed
Every sperm is greeeeaaaat
If a sperm is waaaaasteeeeed,
God gets quite iraaaaaate...
 
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Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.
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phoenixsac said:
Funny thing - I was in the hospital on Monday, and I think the nursing staff hooked me up to the machine that goes "PING"!
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And? boy or girl? :D
 
You're not qualified
 
Chaplain singing: 'Oh Lord, please don't burn us/Don't grill or toast your flock/Don't put us on the barbecue/Or simmer us in stock/Don't braise or bake or boil us/Or stir-fry us in a wok/Oh please don't lightly poach us/Or baste us with hot fat/Don't fricassee or roast us/Or boil us in a vat/And please don't stick thy servants Lord/In a Rotiss-o-mat'.
 
LupoGirl said:
Chaplain singing: 'Oh Lord, please don't burn us/Don't grill or toast your flock/Don't put us on the barbecue/Or simmer us in stock/Don't braise or bake or boil us/Or stir-fry us in a wok/Oh please don't lightly poach us/Or baste us with hot fat/Don't fricassee or roast us/Or boil us in a vat/And please don't stick thy servants Lord/In a Rotiss-o-mat'.
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That is one of my favorite Monty Python moments.
I had that song as my ringtone for a while. No one understood, but it always made me smile.
 
My hovercraft is full of eels

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN9mP2_1A-c[/YOUTUBE]
 
- WHAT...is the average flying velocity of a swallow...?
- What, an African swallow or a European swallow?
- ...I don't know that! AAAAHHHHHH...!

(Excuse me for any mistakes, it's been a while)
 
Redliner said:
That is one of my favorite Monty Python moments.
I had that song as my ringtone for a while. No one understood, but it always made me smile.
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I think it's brilliant. I also like the quote before they do the song:

Chaplain: Let us praise God. O Lord...
Congregation: O Lord...
Chaplain: ...Ooh, You are so big...
Congregation: ...ooh, You are so big...
Chaplain: ...So absolutely huge.
Congregation: ...So absolutely huge.
Chaplain: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
Congregation: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
Chaplain: Forgive us, O Lord, for this, our dreadful toadying, and...
Congregation: And barefaced flattery.
Chaplain: But You are so strong and, well, just so super.
Congregation: Fantastic.
Humphrey: Amen.
Congregation: Amen.

:D makes me smile every time...
 
Come see the violence inherent in the system!

(Dammit, I was trying to avoid this thread, but I just couldn't resist.)
 
Amazing, so many Python fans in Finalgear! :lol:

I wasn?t expecting that.
 
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