I have never game

True (never had cable)

I have never planted a lemon tree
 
True.

I have never cut down my own Xmas with an axe.
 
True

I have cut down my own Xmas tree with a chain saw
 
False

I have never been in a cut-and-shut car
 
True - to my knowledge

I have never won more than $200 on the lottery
 
True.

I have never bought a scratch card.
 
False

I have never been this wet at work (A/C is currently spewing water from the roof - get your mid out of the gutter!)
 
I dunno how wet you are, but I've been quite wet at work, so I'm gonna say false.

I have never run a marathon.
 
True.

I have never walked a marathon
 
Somewhat false. When I was 15, I went out to the movies with my friend, and I had a UCSD ID because I was doing research there. I ordered tickets for a rated R movie (17+ for the non-americans), and I presented my ID. I was never asked about my age. So in a way I lied =X

I have never done the above and sneaked into a movie that was meant for people above my age at that time.
 
True

I have never dyed my pubes (one of my best friends just dyed hers bright red for St V day...)
 
True.

I have never dyed my hair.
 
False - blue, black, blonde and red in my youth. Now I just cover the grey.

I have never had a totally bald head
 
True.

I have never shaved my legs.
 
False

I have never had a fit
 
True.

I have never had an asthma attack.
 
True

I have never had swine flu
 
True.

I have never had malaria.
 
True

I have never had TB
 
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