Alphabetical Conversation

Silly billy, trains and chickens don't mix. Inevitably the chicken wins. It wounds the train with its feathers...
 
Ridiculous isn't it.
 
Quite ridiculous, but what can you do?
 
Oh, wouldn't you like to know?
 
Need to know, it is vital to my long term survival, and assists me to not self combust
 
Mmmm.... I don't give up my secrets easily, sorry. :p
 
Let me consider my optons for torture then...hmmmmmmmmmm, 1) withholding of words.....
 
'Kay, am I the only one who's noticed "P" was skipped?
 
Just as we were trying to hard to get it right *DAMN, DOUBLE DAMN*
 
Indeed this is disappointing, we must strive to be perfect.
 
How about we claim UFOs abducted the letter P...
 
Go tell the press, I'll arrest a few people and claim they're crazy to make it more believable.
 
Fine, you do that.

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Letter Stolen by Aliens in UFO
There is now no letter ....
wait - there is now no letter, you know the one that comes after O in the al habet!
 
Extraordinary that it no longer exists, what will we do without it?
 
Don't know, but go, write fast, and I'll follow along.
 
Cool try to keep up then, as I'll start rattling stuff off pretty quickly.
 
But it's hard to type with one hand
 
Ah, that's what you think, it's a skill I have perfected after many years of practice.
 
Zut Alors, you may have to teach me
 
Yes, perhaps one day I shall.
 
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