I have never game

(I've been living under a rock apparently)

True

I have never had sex in an alley
 
True.

I have never had sex on a staircase.
 
True

I have never had sex on a train.
 
False, nearly got thrown out by conductor after being in toilet for 20 minutes.

I have never had sex in the back of a van.
 
False. That's what panel vans are for...

I have never has sex on my work desk
 
False, thank god there are no camera's.

I have never had sex in a cupboaard.
 
True

I have never had sex with someone I kissed from playing 'spin the bottle'
 
True.

I have never woken up in an unfamiliar bed after a one night stand.
 
True

I have never had sex on a mountain top
 
True.

I have never had sex in a cave.
 
True

I have never had sex on any type of athletic equipment
 
False, weight lifting bench, girl on top.

I have never had sex in a school.
 
True

I have never had sex in an abandoned/empty house
 
True.

I have never had sex in the sleeper cab of an articulated lorry.
 
Close, but no cigar. Well, not his...

I have never videoed sexcapades
 
True.

I have never appeared in a porn film.
 
True

I have never had sex in a host's bed at a party
 
True, had sex on the floor after everyone had left though.

I have never had sex under a table.
 
True

I have never had sex in a police station
 
True.

I have never had sex in a fire station.
 
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