THIS IS THE CAPS LOCK THREAD

AAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW MY EVIL SNUGGLEUMKINS
 
NOT IN FRONT OF THE SUBJECTS, IT MAKES ME LOOK WEAK, SAVE FOR THAT WHEN NO-ONE IS LOOKING.
 
SORRY SIR, NEVER AGAIN SIR, PUNISH ME SIR?
 
IT'S OK, JUST DON'T DO IT AGAIN.
 
SUN CAME OUT TODAY. HAVE YOU GOT SUN? IS THERE ANY SNOW LEFT?
 
CLOUDY AND OVERCAST, NO SNOW.
 
52 ADS FOR VIAGRA IN MY SPAM BOX TODAY. WHO CAN I WRITE TO SO THEY STOP SENDING ME THIS CRAP. SHOULD PROBABLY OPEN MY EMAIL MORE THAN ONCE A WEEK.
 
CAN'T YOU JUST BLOCK THE SENDER.

I GET A LOT OF PEOPLE CLAIMING TO BE FROM BANKS TRYING TO GET MY ACCOUNT DETAILS, I JUST BLOCK THEM AND REPORT THEM.
 
I BLOCK IPS AND STUFF, AND SPAM FILTER GETS IT ALL, JUST GOT TO CLEAN THE FILTER MORE OFTEN

I HAD SOME BANK STUFF A WHILE AGO, DID WHAT YOU DID
 
I AM SO BORED.
 
YOU HAVE A TONNE OF WRITING TO CATCH UP ON. CAN YOU GO VISITING IN THE HOSPITAL - SEE WHO ELSE IS BORED? PERHAPS FIND SOMEONE TO PLAY CARDS OR SOMETHING WITH? IS ANYONE COMING TO VISIT YOU?
 
NOT TODAY, WILL DO WRITING A BIT LATER.
 
A JIGSAW? MIND GAMES, BLOONS 4 (MY CURRENT ADDICTION), LATEST WHEELS MAGAZINE....

LEARN ORAGAMI, TAKE UP KNITTING OR PATCHWORKING, DESIGN A GUN (THERE'S A WHOLE THREAD FOR THAT)....
 
A PANEL VAN? OR A 'MAN-WITH-VAN' VAN? OR A 'VAN-BROKEN-ON-SIDE-OF-HIGHWAY' VAN?
 
MAYBE HE NEEDS IT TO MOVE HOUSE?
 
AND I JUST READ THAT AS HERSE...............

I NEED TO CLEAN MY EYEBALLS
 
THAT SOUNDS PAINFUL.
 
I'VE GOT A SPECIAL SQUEEGE FOR THE PURPOSE
 
OK, HOPE IT GOES WELL.
 
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