I have never game

True.

I have never been to a horse race.
 
True

I have never judged a dressage competition
 
True.

I have never snowboarded.
 
False - I suck

I have never been hang gliding
 
True.

I have never been in a glider.
 
True

I have never planted a rose bush
 
True.

I have never uprooted a tree.
 
False - rope + chain + 1973 XA. Hilarity ensued. Then ooops. Then hilarity.

I have never sunk a 3 pointer in basketball
 
False.

I have never scored a drop kick goal in rugby.
 
True

I have never got it thorugh the uprights!
 
True.

I have never had sex on a rugby pitch.
 
True

I have never refereed a rugby match
 
True.

i have never refereed anything.
 
False

I have never been sin binned in a hockey match
 
True.

I have never been disqualified in any sports game.
 
False.

I have never thrown a printer off a balcony (tempting as it is right at this moment)
 
True.

I have never destroyed a piece of electrical equipment out of frustration.
 
False

I have never managed to solder together a piece of electrical equipment after destroying it out of frustration.
 
True.

I have never welded anything.
 
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