I have never game

One my own - nope, with two other slightly inebriated women, managed to cook parts of a chook.

I have never pierced anything other than an ear (or two)
 
True.

I have never had a tattoo.
 
False. Got two

I have never tattooed somewhere personal
 
True.

I have never had any piercings.
 
False. Ears only

I have never had a splinter in my arse
 
True.

I have never caught my private parts on a barbed wire fence.
 
I suppose tits count - False

I have never peed on an electric fence
 
True, that would be a very stupid idea and extremely painful.

I have never been kicked by a horse.
 
False. Too many to count.

I have never been dragged by a horse
 
True.

I have never fell off a horse.
 
False.

I have never been mauled to death by a cat
 
True.

I have never been bitten by a dog
 
False. But my fault.

I have never lost a fight to get a pill down a cat's throat
 
True, my cats always lose that battle.

I have never been pulled along by a dog.
 
Single dog, no. Pair of dogs, yes.
(I occasionally look after a pair of ridgebacks for this couple. I was walking them one night after it had been raining, and someone came from the other direction walking a dog. They lurched forwards to say hello and I'm usually well braced for that, but ended up slipping on the wet grass, doing a face plant and being dragged over to also say hello to the dog. Not my most awesome of moments)

I have never been on a dog sled
 
True.

I have never owned a toy breed dog.
 
True.

I have never had any interest in owning a toy breed dog
 
True.

I have never owned a husky breed. (I would like to though, as they are very handsome)
 
True. And me too, but they've got to be run. Lots of energy.

I have never owned a reptile.
 
True.

I have never had a spider as a a pet. (Aunt has Tarantula's)
 
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