I have never game

True.

I have never been evicted from a house.
 
True

I have never been on big brother
 
True, I hate that programme with an unending vengeance.

I have never desired to be on a reality TV show.
 
Absolutely 100% mega true

I have never had a need to watch reality TV
 
If hells kitchen and kitchen nightmares don't count then true.

I have never watched a full season of American idol
 
Very true

I have never dropped and killed a TV set
 
True.

I have never totally wrecked my house by having a party that got out of control.
 
True

I have never rescued a cow from a river
 
True.

I have never rescued a horse from deep mud.
 
Knee high? False - higher than that, true

I have never presented the weather on the evening news
 
True.

I have never been a news presenter.
 
True

I have been the bearer of bad news
 
True, usually involving something dumb I did as a kid.

I have never been suspended/expelled from school/college/uni.
 
Mostly true.

I have never been suspended for cutting school (although I should have been)
 
True.

I have never played on a school sports team.
 
False - only because it was complusory

I have never been a school captain
 
True.

I have never been the head of a department in any of my jobs.
 
I've been manager, not senior manager....so sortof, but HOD doesn't really exist where I am, there's always someone above you

I have never won a medal (although I'm up for one, will find out at the end of the month)
 
True

I have never been honoured by a politician
 
True

I have never been the subject of a parliamentary enquiry
 
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