I have never game

False. I left there in 2006 when I left China and returned to Australia.

I have never arrived in Europe
 
False. I was born outside Europe.

I have never hunted and shrunk someone's head.
 
^ shouldn't that have been true then?

True

I have never been sent flowers at work
 
d'oh! Blame it on the after-midnight-long-day thing......

True

I have never ridden on the Underground
 
False. It's the best way to get around London.

I have never had a bus break down on me.
 
False. Used to happen all the time. Lots of being late for school.

I have never had a building fall on me.
 
False, when I was a kid, it was made of a Lego, guess I was being too ambitious.

I have never been trapped in an elevator.
 
False. The ones at my office are crap

I have never been rescued from an elevator by the fire brigade
 
True.

I have never rescued a cat stuck in a tree. ( Did rescue my old cat from the roof of my house once years ago, though.)
 
True - left my brother to do that.

I have never required stitches for a cut from an animal
 
True.

I have never had a sports-related injury requiring medical attention beyond a band-aid.
 
True, my accident my was much more severe and did not involve sports.

I have never won a championship in anything.
 
True, but my horse got reserve champion at his first show

I have never gone to work in a state of undress
 
True, but I have done things non work related at work, while in a state of undress.

I have never had sex under an office desk.
 
True

I have never run naked down a hall at the office
 
True, ran naked through a park once at 3am though with my cousin when drunk.

I have never sunbathed naked.
 
(Images in my head now...)

Mostly true - mostly naked.

I have never streaked at a sporting event
 
True.

I have never childishly gone Pics Nao after learning someone on an internet forum has a hot girlfriend/sister/friend etc.
 
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