Take it or leave it

Leave it. If it tastes like crocodile, I'm not a fan.

10 kilos of dark chocolate easter eggs
 
(you did say alligator, I said "like crocodile")

Leave it. Not a big fan and couldn't be bothered continuing to sell them off.

Another 20 minutes of sleep
 
leave it i slept all day till my head started to hurt

70 time airing on Russian television
 
Take it. I need a new paddock basher

A plastic coathanger
 
Leave it. Just get rid of the pet. Problem solved.

A time machine with one missing vital part that can never exist.
 
Take it. I'll figure out how to develop the part, then approach the speed of light so that mass turns near zero, and just as mass hits zero and I'm at the speed of light, I'll deploy said part, and use the time machine (which will, consequently be redundant as I'll have figured out a way to get to the speed of light, so going faster will be no problem :p), therefore, technically, the part will never have existed.

My infantile imagination.
 
Take it :p

3456 M&Ms
 
Leave it. I can't finish them all in one sitting, and if I cannot have them all, then NOBODY SHALL!

A selection of the finest hot sauces from around the world. Not record breaking hotness, rather, hotness in all of it's different iterations.
 
Take it, I've got a 10 year old set, but it's incomplete thanks to some annoying cousins :\

3 sets of incomplete golf sets, all of whom are missing a 5 and 7 iron.
 
Leave it. There is no use for golf bats

a paper bag
 
Take it. Just, there's no reason for me to not to.

Legal ownership of the number 726.8453
 
Sounds like I might then have to do something about fixing the axe, and then do something with the axe (like chop wood). Definately leave it.

An award for Excellent Service to the Public in a plastic frame
 
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