Random Thoughts... [Automotive Edition]

It was doing 55 I was doing uhhhh... a lot faster and had about 23 other sub 2600lb convertibles on sumer performance tires behind me trying to outrun a rainstorm

Too busy being awesome.

One should never be so busy or so awesome as to deny a Gaia worshipper closer acquaintance with that which they claim to worship; i.e., run them off into the soft earth of the ditch.
 
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One should never be too busy or too awesome to deny a Gaia worshipper closer acquaintance with that which they claim to worship; i.e., run them off into the soft earth of the ditch.

Seeing as I had already been defeated by both a door AND a floor in a 3 day time span I did not wanna be defeated by a Prius. Remember, my car doesn't crest 2200lbs, those piles of trash have that much weight in batteries problably.

edit: It's a last generation Prius with California plates, that was what was on it. Shouldn't be to hard to track down ;)
 
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Seeing as I had already been defeated by both a door AND a floor in a 3 day time span I did not wanna be defeated by a Prius. Remember, my car doesn't crest 2200lbs, those piles of trash have that much weight in batteries problably.

Yes, but you had numbers on your side. Several of you could have ganged up on it.
 
Yes, but you had numbers on your side. Several of you could have ganged up on it.

Eh, I expect the SHEER AMOUNT OF HATE AND RAGE produced by the smug fuck driving that as 24 sports cars drove by all at once was enough damage done. That is, assuming they had the brains to notice.
 
https://pic.armedcats.net/k/kn/knarkas/2010/04/11/Saab_ikea_f1_big.jpg

Comes flat packaged with assembly instructions!
I?m missing the army of smoking hot, mostly blonde women, half naked and pretty crazy in bed that make up half of swedens population in that pic.


http://img109.imageshack.**/img109/6631/swedenj.jpg

ftfy. :p
 
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spotted a Chrysler Sebring on the way to work

How anyone in Europe would want to buy one with their own money is beyond me.
It is in the same price league as a Mondeo, Citroen C5, Passat, Volvo S40, so how anyone would say no to all of those and go "I'll have something American that looks and goes like shit, has plastic everything, and yet is more expensive"
 
They sell them here, but I've still never seen one on the road. I see a few of those Dodge Avenger things, but at least they were cheap, and a whole lot less ugly than the Sebring. The Avenger was Kia Magentis money, the Sebring was Mondeo money, so no wonder they didn't sell any.
 
I've got you beat Noodle, I spotted a Sebring Convertible! It's a funny car with two wheels in the middle and overhangs on both sides.

http://img109.imageshack.**/img109/6631/swedenj.jpg

ftfy. :p

I agree it is much better now. That's the pit crew. They're slow to change wheels, but good at making sure the car is clean.

Russians have poor motorway discipline
 
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I?m missing the army of smoking hot, mostly blonde women, half naked and pretty crazy in bed that make up half of swedens population in that pic.


http://img109.imageshack.**/img109/6631/swedenj.jpg

ftfy. :p

This picture is such a cliche. There are three Swedish girls at my university and all three look terrible (well not terrible, but mediocre to say the least)
 
I would say that is only logical if you think about it ;)
 
I think I know what you are suggesting, but let's not discuss that here :)
 
Grand Ville actually.
 
Do you need an assistant? :p

Ha, I was the assistant actually! Well sorta'- trainee for Control. Though on Sunday, they were nice enough to give me all the F430 practice sessions and most of the FXX/599XX sessions to conduct... which was pretty awesome :)
 
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