I have never game

True.

I have never had a five o'clock shadow
 
False, I'm a bloke, it goes with the territory.

I have never fallen through ice on a frozen lake.
 
True

I have never met an American president or presidential candidate
 
True.

I have never met any royalty.
 
Not proper royalty - True

I have never bought a copy of Penthouse
 
True.

I have never bought a copy of Private Eye.
 
True

I have never been a private eye
 
False.

I have never spent more than my savings on anything
 
True. I never had any savings. Or maybe that would make it false? Now I'm confused...

I have never danced around in a park, dressed only in my undies, listening to the Bee Gees.
 
True

I have never swallowed a sword
 
True

I have never failed to get a promotion I applied for
 
Ummmm... if this is work related, I've never applied for any, if it's consumer related, False... so basically False, I guess.

I have never taken a formal IQ test
 
True

I have never had photos of relatives on my desk
 
True

I have never drunk a whole litre bottle of vodka in one sitting
 
True. I have a severe distaste for vodka.

I have never refused tequila at any kind, and would rather drink it straight up, than with lime an salt or what have you.
 
True and False. Straight shots (body shots are of course preferable) lick salt from her neck, take the shot from her clevage, suck the lemon/lime .......well, you get the idea.

I have never created a piece of artwork that someone has bought
 
True.

I have never paid more than ?50 for any piece of art.
 
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