Random Thoughts....

Seems to me the general trend of this thread over the past 12-15 months has been away from conversations (usually about the weather) lasting up to a couple of pages each time, to more of a Twitter-esque bitch or gripe to which there's not much incentive to reply to. Or maybe it's just me?
 
Red_Bull said:
Seems to me the general trend of this thread over the past 12-15 months has been away from conversations (usually about the weather) lasting up to a couple of pages each time, to more of a Twitter-esque bitch or gripe to which there's not much incentive to reply to. Or maybe it's just me?
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Depends. Some posts get no attention at all, other result in a couple pages of conversation.
 
I WOKE UP AND ELISHA CUTHBERT AND CHERYL COLE WERE LYING IN MY BED GLISTENING DUE TO THE LIBERAL AMOUNTS OF BABY OIL ON THEIR BODIES. I THEN WENT FOR A DRIVE IN MY MASERATI GRANCABRIO ON THE BEST DRIVING ROAD IN THE WORLD AND LEARNT THAT ALL THE WORLD'S MONEY NOW BELONGED TO ME. I ALSO GOT MARRIED TO THE WOMAN OF MY DREAMS (ELISHA CUTHBERT, OF COURSE) AND PLAYED GTA IV. ALOT. ALSO I HAVE A PET LION.

Does that help? ;)
 
An italian tourist tried to chat up my girlfriend this afternoon:
He: "Are you from Berlin?"
She: "Yes."
He: "I am from Italy. Do you have any plans for tonight?"
She: "Yes."
He: "Oh, ok. Bye".

Brilliant!
 
Dr_Grip said:
An italian tourist tried to chat up my girlfriend this afternoon:
He: "Are you from Berlin?"
She: "Yes."
He: "I am from Italy. Do you have any plans for tonight?"
She: "Do you drive a 1979 Opel Kadett?"
He: "No. :( Ciao, Bella".

Brilliant!
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FTFY!
 
Dr_Grip said:
An italian tourist tried to chat up my girlfriend this afternoon:
He: "Are you from Berlin?"
*The doctor clubbers him to death with a barstool*

Brilliant!
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:p
 
Dr_Grip said:
An italian GLaDOS tried to chat up my girlfriend this afternoon:
sHe: "Are you from <SUBJECT HOMETOWN HERE>?"
She: "Yes."
sHe: *warps the two to aperture science*

sHe: This was a triumph!
I'm making a note here:
"HUGE SUCCESS!!"

It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction.

Aperture Science:
We do what we must
because we can.

For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.

But there's no sense crying
over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake.
And the science gets done.
And you make a neat gun
for the people who are
still alive.

I'm not even angry...
I'm being so sincere right now-
Even though you broke my heart,
and killed me.

And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!

Now, these points of data
make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time!
So I'm GLaD I got burned-
Think of all the things we learned-
for the people who are
still alive.

Go ahead and leave me...
I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
Maybe you'll find someone else
to help you?
Maybe Black Mesa?
That was a joke! *HAHA- Fat Chance!*

Anyway this cake is great!
It's so delicious and moist!

Look at me: still talking
when there's science to do!
When I look out there,
it makes me GLaD I'm not you.

I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are
still alive.
And believe me I am
still alive.
I'm doing science and I'm
still alive.
I feel fantastic and I'm
still alive.
While you're dying I'll be
still alive.
And when you're dead I will be
still alive.

Still alive.

Still alive.

Brilliant!
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Did she bring back cake?
 
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Oh, lightning storm incoming!
Also, people with British cars are not scared by British weather.
 
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